Friday 7 October 2011

Ahhhh, Local Newspaper Comments....

On a story about how awful it was that an ice-cream van got a ticket for parking on double yellow lines during the weekend heatwave:
ConcernedEssexBoy says...

I heard that the Ice Cream seller was really upset that he got a ticket and was later found dead in the back of his van, covered in Raspberry Sauce and Hundreds and Thousands.

Apparently, he topped himself!
SNORK!

9 comments:

microdave said...

I take it that's the cream of Essex humour?

Anonymous said...

Those wardens deserve a whippy.

Captain Haddock said...

"Apparently, he topped himself! "

That's what you get for taking the piss out of the bent, bowed little old man, who regularly shuffles up to the van for his cornet & asking "Crushed nuts sir" ? .. when you know very well he's suffering from sciatica ..

blueknight said...

He could have shot himself with a Magnum. It also happened on a Sundae afternoon. The jokes are writing themselves

Mrs Erdleigh said...

Sounds like a bit of a flake to me.

Captain Haddock said...

" .. how awful it was that an ice-cream van got a ticket for parking on double yellow lines during the weekend" ..

Bet it costs him some lolly too ...

JuliaM said...

I knew you wouldn't let me down... :)

microdave said...

"Bet it costs him some lolly too..."


You should be taking some stick for that...

Buy Me And Stop One said...

Sometimes in that business you just have to take your licks.